I Stubbed My Toe

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I just realised this might have been meant as hate and not a daily affirmation of how cool and awesome I am.

I have an announcement. It was me, I was putting the chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay. The chemicals was actually Dr Pepper. The frogs were already gay but the Dr Pepper made them gayer. I am not sorry.

don’t let anyone convince you that caring about the earth, the environment, and wildlife isn’t cool. it is so cool to care. it is so important to care.