if anyone is sir, i am sir

do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?

happy 4 year anniversary jh fans

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

joyce messier and mercymorn thefirst should fuck. send post

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

#my brain deciding what information to retain

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

love it when a location is evil. when a location fucking sucks. when intrinsically it is so bad and evil that it literally is in the air . this kinda works if its only something special can you imagine a parking lot being evil oooooh every time you park into me i subtly adjust my lines so that you're always slightly tilted

can you lez the fuck in