if anyone is sir, i am sir

ive said this before but i HATE this thing where people screenshot posts like "reblogs were off but i wanted this :)" fuck off ??? why do you think reblogs are off??? are you stupid

people who enjoy when it's hot: how. everything is too loud and there are too many smells and i can't eat anything that has a flavour. im normal btw.

guys if i wear makeup like twice a year should i be shot. i do it for some made up bullshit quasi feminist reason i prommy. you have to tell me i'm valid or i'll die

walking into the precinct bathroom finding jv passed out on the floor bc it's too hot for him to be sleeping at night and he was just out on his horsie and he is So tired. kim sticks an out of order sign on the door and lets him nap.

man i love just randomly knowing dates but with no context. 9th july is something for sure but fuck if i know what.

need a version of average guy on his period.gif where it's also one million degrees. the combination feels like some kind of divine punishment. i could've gone to the office for aircon but the idea of travelling there,,,,, no. ow.