if anyone is sir, i am sir

do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

sometimes i will see a piece of art depicting a dark and stormy night and i will see a post that's like "if you look closely, you can see it is a dark and stormy night, consequently the tone we should read is that of a dark and stormy mood....very clever!" and everyone will be like :0! i didn't think about it that way! and i have to physically restrain myself from being a huge cunt online for no reasons about something that literally does not matter even a little bit. but it weights on me

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

I hate that this is infact how ozempic is viewed now because I watched, in real time, how my mothers diabetes got significantly better on ozempic, she didn't start it for weight loss, infact she started it before it even got big for weight loss, but all people can talk about is the weight loss on ozempic and not how good it is as a diabetes medication. Watching my mom find energy and happiness because for once a drug wasn't making her lethargic and miserable was wonderful, she was able to feel better, but then it was spouted as this miracle weight loss drug, and suddenly she just couldn't access it anymore at a good price. Not only has the ozempidemic made fatphobia normal in an already fatphobic society but it's making it harder to access for people who genuinely need it because it's seen as a luxury cosmetic drug.

don't move. i'm coming over to chew on you

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts