Vacholierette

He is everything 😭

being a trans guy is great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchial society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society

This is why I will never understand trans people trying to destroy other trans people. We are all in the same boiling pot. Turning on each other won't make the people murdering us spare some of us.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

Saw a trailer for this recently and I was *so* confused. I stay confused. Why is this a thing?

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man