we're gonna simp for one girl and one girl only

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

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THIS.

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

There’s required downtime EVERY NIGHT for routine maintenance.  You can try and work around this (there are some nice hacks available from third party vendors to help with this, but long term usage of these can be unreliable at best and dangerous at worst (and in some cases even illegal).  Too much avoidance of the down time leads to lowering of your stats.

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

booty shorts that say THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WHOLE PARADIGM, NOT THE ANGLE FROM WHICH YOU VIEW IT

Hat that says SO ANYWAY HOW FISH AND WOMEN FEEL ABOUT ME DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT