I'm not getting paid enough for this.

i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor

Official Post of Massachusetts

is there no dignity? no privacy?

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

i'm tired of ppl always just assuming the word "blorbo" is describing a male character. no. blorbos can be women. i put HER in the microwave. hit HER with a comically large mallet. chew on HER. compare HER to a wet cat. put HER in a jar and shake it. dunk HER in milk and throw HER at the wall to hear the splat.

the author’s poorly disguised unchallenged ideas about how the world works, what is natural, what should go without saying

what are you doing.

you cant fucking do this to me.

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses