Ghost stuck in the family bar

personally I think an underutilized ship dynamic is "this is so ill-advised that we are both aware on some level that it cannot possibly end in anything but a breakup so acrimonious that we'll spend the rest of our lives hunting each other for sport, but we have decided to keep making out with each other anyway."

I’ve read and watched a lot of horror/thriller/scary media and I still say, with no irony at all, that the “children’s stories made horrifying” about curious george by daniel mallory ortberg was the scariest fucking thing I’ve ever read

“If enough things happen to you, you can learn to love something just for being familiar.”

i want to know more about the people who have the Gall to correct you when you include nosferatu in discussions about dracula. like, if you dont know anything about dracula you might not know that nosferatu is 100% an adaptation of the book, but you also shouldnt have the confidence to make corrections about a topic you arent familiar with. and if you Do know stuff about dracula then you oughtta know this is the case, or at least think to check before saying otherwise. but the people who actually come out & go "UM excuse me that is ACTUALLY nosferatu and Not dracula" what is their deal? where do they come from? whats the thought process? whats the Goal? to be right? to be right on the internet? well tough

@asgardian-arse if you actually wanna know it’s batman gotham knights issue 50 “pushback” where Hush comes back to haunt him

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

It’s like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.