dan and herbert in the mooorning

The Tell-Tale Heart, The Gift of the Magi, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County, Thank You Ma'am

the box social by james reaney. i remember we all had to silently read it in class, and you would hear the moment everyone reached the Part because some people would audibly go “what”

wHat did I just put my eyes on

Harrison Bergeron, Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

“Where are you going and where have you been” by Joyce carol oates

A DOGPARK OF OPALS AND HEAT

a shopping centre of emeralds and cold

A Cousin’s House of Pearls and Cold Sun

A Rite Aid of Garnet and Cloudy

A Grandma’s of Sapphire and Night

A Work of Emerald and Night

A Country of Ruby and Storms

A Home of Saphires and Warmth

A University of Tanzanite and Clouds

A Classroom of Peridot Sun

A cafe of amethyst and cold

An Office of Ruby and Rain

A Pub of Turquoise and Clouds

a college of emeralds and sun

A bed of Ruby and sun

The Community Centre of Opal and Light Snow

A house of opal and snow

listen

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

anyway take this quiz to see which 2 greek gods sum up ur personality

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)