Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
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noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

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Soup
Hot hot soup
fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit
all outta soub :(
I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)
I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.
For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.
Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.
Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.
So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.
A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.
TL;DR
There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.
Leave the soup men alone.
Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people
also be careful in workzones and obey speed signs and other directions. Soup men deserve respect and deserve to go home safe ;o;

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I was talking to my boss about marketing since he decided he needs to be on social media and I mentioned I was on tumblr.
I then had to explain to my boss why his ad campaign would not be successful on tumblr.
I came quite close to saying “the user base has both the attitude and funds of a group of medieval flagellants”
a playlist collection made with my loveliest friend @bikerboyfriend ! these are modern songs that sound like they were made in the 70s, 80s, or 90s.
THE 'NOT THE 70s' COLLECTION
THE 'NOT THE 80s' COLLECTION
THE 'NOT THE 90s' COLLECTION
Purple Starling
Purple Staring
The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

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wishing all my followers unexpected good news and something that restores their faith a little
Periscope up
Green heron (Butorides virescens)
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain, 1977
bed bug
Where's the post about how being an expert or just acutely interested in something, can skew your perception about what is common and not common knowledge.
According to a friend, most people don't know the fried egg jellyfish exists.
There. Now you do.
Love her. Need her. She is everything

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jeff in marketing gets a divorce, acrylic on paper 2025
[Image description: A painting of a burger menu, titled "Sara Please Comeback. (I crave you.)" with menu items "what about the kids" burger and "I mushroom miss you" burger. End description.]