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stop using the words you like because this random internet person finds it cringe

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

I'm glad we are over cheesecake Masky and all, but the way most people write Tim nowadays is just kinda watering him down to "stereotypical perfect southern husband material" and sure I enjoy that interpretation, but did we all forget how sad this man's life is? Maybe I'm just spitting bullshit but I desperately need you people to write more of Tim where he's a paranoid kind of guy who struggles with his trust and attachment in general. He's genuinely the type of person to ask if you still love him, bug you for some reassurance or give you the vibe that he's not sure about your commitment or whatever even if you haven't done anything wrong. I want to see more of MH typical Tim rather than the Tim slendermansion truthers adopted, pls let those men feel the pain they bear. Also this is no shade to anyone in specific or the slendermansion interpretations, I enjoy them too but it's a little repetitive in my opinion idk, genuinely went on here just to say this becuase it's been on my mind idk

why it so dangerous to be clean

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

Pick one. Stick with that one. 

Potion seller, im going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

harry potter urls get blocked and people reblogging my shit with their harry potter ships in the tags get blocked and dumbasses who have shit bios like "marauders and drarry 4ever but I think jkr is a big meaner don't worry" you're getting blocked and I'm shoving you in a locker