This is world domination. Welcome.

........... THAT'S where the groan tube singing thing comes from?!??!?!

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

elementary my beloved they really couldn't make a show more catered to me if they tried. autistic and aromantic main character with a ridiculous amount of similar experiences to me. detective show with actual unique mysteries. 154 episodes. incredibly adaptionally interesting version of sherlock holmes . queerplatonicism. genderbent watson and moriarty. a well explored addiction plotline. a tortoise. copious lesbian subtext. it even has lucy liu.

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury