Do NOT Let The Cat Control The Finances!!!

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

we are still reblogging

Yahoo’s 2 billion dollar hemorrhage. The Jacksfilms gif. Someone with a TFIOS profile pic. This is like a tumblr yearbook photo.

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

Not quite the right shade

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

5:15 and all's well...

HAPPY 5:15 5/15 ALL’S STILL WELL

5:15 ON 5/15. ALL CONTINUES TO BE WELL

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????