Hunchback of Notre Dame sentence meme
Quotes and lyrics from the Papermill Playhouse recording of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!
โA baby? Yours? Oh! A monster!โ
โTake him. If you can find it in your heart.โ
โI will keep and care for him, and teach him at my knee to think like me.โ
โWhat makes a monster and what makes a man?โ
โThe world is cruel, the world is wicked.โ
โHow can I protect you, boy, unless you always stay in here?โ
โRemember, (name). This is your sanctuary.โ
โWhat Iโd give, what Iโd dare, just to live one day out there!โ
โJust one day, and then I swear Iโll be content.โ
โEvery manโs a king and every kingโs a clown.โ
โEverything is topsy turvy at the Feast of Fools!โ
โGive me your girls of pleasure, your grapes of Merlot.โ
โIs this the third week or the fourth week of the siege?โ
โWhoever pays the most I call โMy Liege.โโ
โDarling, to be blunt, you are with the best.โ
โCome see me dance to the rhythm of the tambourine!โ
โHey, what can it hurt?โ
โThis girlโฆ Who is she?โ
โShe dances like the devil himself.โ
โShe dances like an angel.โ
โAnd now, ladies and gentlemen, the piece de rรฉsistance!โ
โWhy not take advantage of what youโve got?โ
โForgive, Masterโฆ Wonโt ever leave againโฆโ
โNow, boy, you see you donโt belong with normal men.โ
โI donโt know if you can hear me, or if youโre even there.โ
โGod help the outcasts, or nobody will.โ
โI thought we all were the children of God.โ
โThanks for giving this moment to me.โ
โCould she belong here?โ
โBe brave and say something.โ
โPleasure is fleeting, so lips will be meeting.โ
โCome keep me warm until morning.โ
โI cannot bear to watch and yet I cannot look away.โ
โThey had a kind of glow around them.โ
โNo face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heavenโs Light.โ
โI dare to dream that she might even care for me.โ
โYou know Iโm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowdโ
โThis burning desire is turning me to sin.โ
โDestroy (name), and let her taste the fires of Hell, or else let her be mine and mine alone!โ
โBe mine or you will burn!โ
โHave no fear, my boy. We will find her and capture her!โ
โThe wicked shall not go unpunished.โ
โThe heart of the wicked is of little worth.โ
โYou have to save her!โ
โBut thatโs what makes you a hero - doing what youโre afraid of!โ
โIโll save (name); Her angel will be me!โ
โMy apologies, gentlemen, for your imminent demise.โ
โThough our lives are tattered and torn, all Iโm feeling now is reborn.โ
โI must be in a place of miracles.โ
โThis time, itโs time Iโve learned no love will be returned.โ
โAnd now I know, thereโll be no miracles for me.โ
โCould there be a country kinder to our race?โ
โWhereโs my place of miracles?โ
โI used to believe, in the days I was naive, that Iโd live to see a day of justice dawn.โ
โSomeday, life will be fairer.โ
โYouโre the only one who can save her now!โ
โYou know what happens when I try to help. I only make things worse!โ
โWith every new excuse you try out, you only make me want to cry out, "Would that I were made of stone like you!โโ
"If I were senseless, Iโd prefer it.โ
โIโve wasted my faith believing in saints of plaster, but the only one worth believing in was my master.โ
โWe just thought that you were made of something stronger.โ
โThe prisoner has been found guilty of entering the city of Paris illegally, guilty of stabbing a soldier of the church, and guilty of the crime of witchcraft.โ
โI will give you this opportunity to recant and save yourself.โ
โSomeday your patience will finally break; why not make someday come right now?โ
โSanctuary? No sanctuary without her!โ
โIt was her choice, (name). I could have helped her. Even loved her.โ
โLove? What do you know of love? Who have you ever loved?โ
โNo - you are the weak one. Youโre the wicked one!โ