Hukkamaa

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

olruggio thinking he's keeping qifrey alive largely by forcing qifrey to take care of himself and saving him when he does reckless bullshit, while in reality olruggio is also keeping qifrey alive through such a diabolical chessmaster maneuver that even he doesn't know that he's doing it

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

Some of yall didn't live through the wild wild west of fanfiction.net, livejournal, and deviantart stories, and it shows.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

It's also contributing to the overall stagnation of writing. Binging isn't conducive to analysis.

It’s also destroying show production. These days if a season isn’t binged in the first week — fully, completed, watched all the way through in THE FIRST WEEK — it doesn’t get renewed. There’s no opportunity for shows to grow legs and catch on. Netflix would’ve canceled The X-Files. Netflix would’ve canceled so many classic shows that were allowed to find their audience gradually.

That's not what 'binge-worthy' means, but agree with the post.

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch