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Hat showcase! The Ten-Gallon Hat, which is perfectly ridiculous for this man At least it has a better brim for protecting from the sun than his usual fedora lmao

A very content and free saul d'alessio for @daydreamtrinkets !! With an extra saul d'glizzio on the side 🌭😌

Bartender: When are you going to pay that tab? I’ve got a family to feed. Saul D'Alessio: Whoever buys me another drink gets a new best friend. - Bartender: Hey, pal. I think you’ve had enough. Saul D'Alessio: Ha ha. Being sober is for quitters. - Bartender: You OK, buddy? Here, have some water. Saul D'Alessio: My head feels like an ettin sat on it. - Bartender: Hold on, everyone. I think we’ve got a camel in disguise over here. Saul D'Alessio: My definition of a drinking problem: last call. - Bartender: You keep putting that liver of yours on trial, it’ll jump on the bar and ask for leniency. Saul D'Alessio: Bartender, uncork that bottle and keep it flowing. - Bartender: As long as you’ve got coin, I’ll keep that cup full. Saul D'Alessio: What do you say you, me, and this bottle get a room for the night. - Bartender: (laughing) Man down! We’ve got a man down over here. Saul D'Alessio: Don’t get up. I’m fine.

Saul D'Alessio: I’ll see your two silver and raise you three gold. “Helpful Friend”: Hold on. Hold on. What have you got up those sleeves. - Saul D'Alessio: Pleasure doing business with you. “Helpful Friend”: What? How could you— - Saul D'Alessio: Show me your cards. “Helpful Friend”: Balthazar’s backside. I won again! - Saul D'Alessio: Don’t make bets you can’t pay off. - “Helpful Friend”: You’re a liar and a cheater! Saul D'Alessio: Come on. You can trust me. Does this look like the face of a liar? - “Helpful Friend”: Damn, Saul. You keep losing like this and your grandkids will be paying off your debts. - Saul D'Alessio: What? That’s impossible. Three in a row? No way I’m quitting now. “Helpful Friend”: Pay up, D'Alessio. You lost fairly. Saul D'Alessio: Come on! At least leave me with a little something to get home. “Helpful Friend”: Your word’s not good around here anymore. - Saul D'Alessio: Roll the dice! “Helpful Friend”: You’re all tapped out, friend. Saul D'Alessio: Gods! OK, OK. One more round. Come on. “Helpful Friend”: We don’t allow paupers in this game, D'Alessio. Get your ass out of here! - Saul D'Alessio: You lying cheater! I saw what you did! “Helpful Friend”: Hand over the gold unless you want a beating. Saul D'Alessio: You want the shirt off my back, too? “Helpful Friend”: Every day you’re late with payment, I’ll break a finger. Run out of fingers? I’ll snap your neck.

From Bastion of the Penitent. Heard inside The Chamber of the Guilty.