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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itĀ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceā¢ļø that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50ās. The analogy itself.
Itās all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningā¢ļø
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereās the āhorse loose in a hospitalā bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
āI DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.ā OMG
God Iāve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. Heās as funny as yāall make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
Iām going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THATāS WHERE IT COMES FROM
āthatās what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horseā
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THATāS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.
if you even fucking look at the hospital I will stomp you to death with my hooves
You know what I want you to do it. I DARE you to do it goddammit so I can stomp you with my hooves. Go on.
Phaedra was spayed yesterday and they did not give me a cone for her so now I have to manually prevent her from licking the incision.
the clinic literally said that cones arenāt necessary except for large male dogs that have just been neutered... I swear sheās going to reopen her sutures before I can get to the vet to ask for a cone
is your vet...sexist...towards dogs????
Not my vetāthe spay and neuter clinic. Turns out low-cost animal surgery is a fucking sham and I should have found nearly $400 for the vetās procedure.
ALSO she was sick this week, so I took her in and she tested positive for giardia... again... this is a bad week for Phaedra and also my wallet.
giardia is the worst!Ā Bacon had it twice and the second time all his fur fell out on his body in the middle of winter. :/
Oh Jesus... I think itās kind of inevitable that Phaedra will just. Constantly have it, for as long as weāre living in the woodsāI stop her drinking from puddles and water bodies whenever I can, but I canāt catch her every time she licks grass or leaves. She had it when I first brought her home. It may be that it only causes symptoms when sheās otherwise stressed or sick and her immune system is weakened. Itās just ever-present in the environment these days. :(
She's little right? You can wrap a scarf around her collar a bunch of times to make like a thick little neck brace that might be enough to prevent her from turning her head and licking? Or a baby onesie sometimes works if you have one around.
GEORGIA VOTERS, LISTEN TO ME.
Over 1,500 ballots in GA have been rejected and we are SO CLOSE to turning the state blueāevery vote counts. If you did a mail-in or absentee ballot, go check that it was counted. If itās been rejected, you can call the GA Voter Protection Hotline at 1-888-730-5816.
Right now, every single vote counts. Check on your ballot and make sure it was accepted.
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Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
Terry Pratchett started his career as a crypto-monarchist and ended up the most consistently humane writer of his generation. Ā He never entirely lost his affection for benevolent dictatorship, and made a few classic colonial missteps along the way, but in the end youād be hard pressed to find a more staunchly feminist, anti-racist, anti-classist, unsentimental and clear-sighted writer of Old White British Fantasy. Ā
The thing I love about Terryās writing is that he loved - loved - civil society. Ā He loved the correct functioning of the social contract. Ā He loved technology, loved innovation, but also loved nature and the ways of living that work with and through it. Ā He lovedĀ Britain, but hated empire (seeĀ āJingoā) - he was a ruralist who hated provincialism, a capitalist who hated wealth, an urbanist who reveled in stories of pollution, crime and decay. Ā He was above all a man who loved systems, of nature, of thought, of tradition and of culture. Ā He believed in the best of humanity and knew that we could be even better if we just thoughtĀ a little more.
As a writer: how skillful, how prolific, how consistent. Ā The yearly event of a new Discworld book has been a part of my life for more than two decades, and in that barrage of material there have been so few disappointments, so many surprises⦠to come out with a book as fresh and inspired asĀ āMonstrous Regimentā as the 31st novelĀ in your big fantasy series? Ā Ludicrous. Ā He was just full of treasure. Ā What a thing to have had, what a thing to have lost.
In the end, he set a higher standard, as a writer and as a person. Ā He got better as he learned, and he kept learning, and there was noĀ ātoo lateā orĀ ātoo hardā orĀ āI canāt be bothered to do the research.ā Ā He just did the work. Ā I think in his memory the best thing we can do is to roll up our sleeves and do the same.
This post seems to be making the rounds again so here it is on the word blog
GNU Terry Pratchett
GNU Terry Pratchett
GNU Terry Pratchett
GNU Terry Pratchett
GNU Terry Pratchett
Hereās the opposite story, though. With apologies because I donāt have the book in front of me, so I may get some details wrong, but I read this āIrenaās Childrenā by Tilar J. Mazzeo.
Irena lived in Warsaw during the Nazi occupation, and dedicated her life to rescuing Jewish children from the Ghetto, and her story is complicated in a lot of ways but - well, this story isnāt actually about Irena, per se.
Itās about a bus driver.
Itās about a day when sheās traveling across town by bus with a very young Jewish child, and partway to their destination the child looks up and asks a question - in Yiddish. and the whole bus goes quiet, because everyone knows what that means. And Irena thinks, okay, weāre going to die here today.
And sheās running through her options - all of them bad - and suddenly the bus stops, and the bus driver announces that thereās been a mechanical failure and the bus needs to return to the depot immediately. Everyone off, please.
And she stands and goes to get off the bus and the driver says - not you two. Sit down. So she sits down as everyone else leaves, because, well, what else is she going to do? the options are all still bad, at this point.
and when the bus is empty the bus driver says,
āWhere do you need to go?ā
And then he drives them as close to their destination as he can, and lets them off, and drives away. And Irena lives, and the kid lives, and they never cross paths again.
So a janitor got three people killed, and a bus driver saved two lives - not to mention all the other lives indirectly saved because Irena was able to continue her work.
I think about that almost every day now, to be honest.
We canāt all be Irena. I couldnāt be Irena. She was in a unique place with very specific skills and connections that let her do what she did. I am just one mentally ill librarian. I canāt be her. But - I can be the bus driver. Or I could be the janitor. Because it doesnāt matter what your job is. It doesnāt matter who you are. In a world like this, every single one of us has the opportunity to do massive harm or massive good. We can save lives or end them.
And thatās scary. but itās also very comforting? at least for me. Because at the end of the day it means this: no matter of how small and helpless and unimportant you feel, youāre never powerless in the face of great evil.
You can choose to be the bus driver.
I donāt usually repost things like this, but sentientcitizenās message is a powerful one.
John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Moodā¢
This is the most relatable thing Iāve ever seen.
TRANSCRIPT:
JOHN MULANEY: I normally donāt notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? Iāve been zoned out since 2014.
AUDEINCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.Ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctorās office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like,Ā ānah, Iām gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughtsā.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS
MULANEY: I was like,Ā āhuh. None of the Beatles had moustaches⦠but then one day, all of them had moustaches.ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: āThatās weird, I canāt think of a time a group has done thatā. Some people in my life donāt want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I donāt know if youāve ever tried meditating, but Iāve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I donāt like sitting up straight! Alright?! Itās never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, Iād be the Dalai Lama.Ā Ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: I donāt like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Donāt bother! The moment is mediocre at best!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I mean, itās fine. Letās all try right now - letās all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!Ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden youāre likeĀ āoh my god, Iām driving!ā and you remember? Youāre like -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY:Ā āIām going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I couldāve changed so many lives!ā Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - sheāll be like, āare you watching the road?ā and Iām always like,Ā āI am looking through the windshield.ā
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY:Ā āAnd Iām not gonna hit anyone, but no. Iām thinking about the Beatles.ā
Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!
āIām gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.ā Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo
Did I reblog this yet? Who knows? But it has been done as of now.

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my mom says sheās not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news sheās the last to let go. my dad says he doesnāt want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. heās just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell himĀ āi just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!ā he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he muttersĀ ācāmereā and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think thatās really beautiful.
family.
THE OLD GUARD (2020)
This is the gif set that made me watch š
OH MY GOD
By @fake.disney.facts on tiktok
BRUH IM CACKLING why is this so damn accurate
WAIT- He really do be rightĀ

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To the south lay the Brown Desert Men, with their Curved Swords and their Turbans, they are a barbaric race, highly civilized except for how they worship the Devil, and this definitely is a people group I made up and not thinly veiled Crusader era Islamophobia recycled for modern audiences
K so I know this is a serious post and I totally agree with what y'all are saying.
But I've had a DAY and I read "Western Fantasy" and my mind went to magic adventures but with cowboys for a full 20 seconds before I worked it out.
Steve Irwin and his son RobertĀ
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Iām gonna be real for a sec, I thought both pics were of Steve and that op was implying Robert was a shapeshifter who loves changing into various wild animals for his dad to pose with
Then I looked again. The fact that I almost reblogged under that first impression really says something about me, probably how tired I am rn