godless hippy skank

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

And your future holds…Bees?

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

Always a favorite

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

@mostlycatsmostly

“Hozier liked”

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

#I love to scream sing this in the car by myself (via @asokatanos)

A bottom’s ult move

Dow Joans….