HELP

its not funny

sorry

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

American here. Don’t listen to @sillyfudgemonkeys here. It is tradition that we all clap at the end of movie trailers to show that we will see it or that we experienced it. It lets the movie theater employees know that they did their job right. As for the pissy-shitties, there is talk amongst the cinema staffs to start selling these as well, and having diet pissy-shitties for the health-conscious folk, and after that to sell alternate Pissy-shitty flavors, like garlic butter, mountain dew, KFC Double Down, and Doritos Locos Tacos flavored Doritos.

Ok what region to do live in?????? Cause I’m assuming this must be a southerners thing. The MidWest doesn’t do this, and if they did start it’s recent.

fuck like a green onion

I pull up to the apothecary like good day sir Ive got a top hat with gears and pipes and a cane rhats lowkey a sword and I ask for their finest miracle tinctures as I draw my pneumatic pistole I'll be having them on the house of course and I run back to the ornithopter plunder in tow with my girl in the driver's cockpit she's wearing a corset thats 75% buckles by mass and goggles with too many lenses and her top hats far more cumbersome than mine and well you know what they say about ladies with big top hats her names sprocket by the way yup my bitch named sprocket yes speockets her name and we make our getaway and I operate the crankpower lightning gun to dissuade and kill the pursuing constable and we make our way back to our clock tower hideout and she puts her thing in my mouth multiple times until theres bubbles yup my bitch named sprocket put her thing in my mouth and cummed in my mouth until there were bubbles

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