HELP

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole

the opposite of this is the conspiracy theorist I talked to who used the fact that people's eyes glaze over when he talks to them as evidence that the illuminati is poisoning us with the alex jones frog chemicals or whatever. Absolutely legendary self report

Being a parent is about watching the crazy frog axel f music video at 8 am

The most effective form of birth control I ever had was in an OBGYN waiting room and someone’s kid was watching crazy frog axel f on their moms phone at max volume

That mom fucking sucks sorry but you don’t have to let your child torture others in public

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

your friend small af and weirdddd

im ripping fat blinkers on your girlfriend's vape that you left in your bed and it tastes like videogame coins

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

People still making Shantea porn are like when a group of animals gets trapped in a cave or island and baffle scientists by surviving for several generations