Stuff and Things.

Oh I can’t possibly study, I have allotted the next six hours to yearning vaguely

everyones reblogging those posts like “i vow NOT to reblog any misinformation or fake posts on April 1st!” but i can make no such promises because i am 1) stupid and 2) gullible 

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

What are they

dirty

Bad at drinking milk

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

Lil I Work There

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year