bar fight

I like being an uncle because at the end of the day I can just go. I don't gotta be around that thang.

I made a nsfw blog a while ago I just haven't done anything with it because when I'm turned on, I go crazy AND brain dead at the exact same time. Everyone else over here writing stage plays about their fantasies and coloring the text pink. Don't touch me.

The other day I scrolled past a Twilight gif of Edward doing some bullshit on my feed and my phone froze and it stayed on that gif for five minutes and after that the screen just turned off but the home buttons were still there but they didn't work and it stayed like that for another two minutes. My phone then turned off completely but wouldn't turn back on for another four minutes. When it came back on, my phone didn't require me to put in my password because it was already unlocked but it was stuck on my wallpaper for about thirty seconds and then it crashed and restarted. I'm team Jacob now.