Crack Open the Boys with a Cold One

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.

no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

Characters will make a very nuanced choice that makes sense for their story arc and internal conflict, and audience members will be like "is anyone else going to misconstrue this in the most black and white, bad faith manner possible?"

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"