FUCK OFF

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

10 bucks

15% discount for 3 or more

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

If you don’t think this is the coolest shit, then get out of my house

he r u n

He has portals

He runs through the portals

The gummy must flow

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

Yeah Karen

Having sensory issues is weird. Like someone rings the doorbell once and there go my evening plans

Yesterday I touched a box that felt “wrong” and I spent the rest of night trying to get that feeling off my hands.

i scraped my teeth together while eating so I didn’t finish my meal

Oh my god this is a thing??? I’ve been doing this shit all my life. I’d touch something wrong and try to touch correctly for hours afterword

The trying to get a feeling off of your hands thing happens to me ALL THE TIME

Me it’s if something tickles my forearm anywhere I get an itchy fuzzy feeling on my tongue/throat and it takes so long to go away. It’s so unpleasant cos I can’t scratch it

For everyone relating to experiences like these and not knowing why: you may want to look into/get tested for sensory processing disorder because it’s exactly like this. Your brain can’t properly process some, any, or all of the 5 senses and it leads to massive discomfort. It’s also a common thing with ADHD, Autism, and certain anxiety/hypersensitivity/hyperawareness issues. But I am no doctor, I’m just a person with SPD who wants to make sure no one goes through life thinking they’re just broken or weird. I hope you all can find coping mechanisms that help make sensory hell easier <3

This is all forms of collaboration

This is the most honest comment I’ve ever seen

Literally me

They nailed it.