I'm Not Your Sarah

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

Been getting really into orange juice lately

German civil engineers spent years studying American Looney Tunes episodes during the 1930′s in order to perfect such shenanigans.

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"