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Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying
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“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”
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Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying

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story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”
DEAD
“Story time.
I have this one white friend.
And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,
“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”
And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”
And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”
And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”
And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”
And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”
And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”
And I’m like “Yes.”
And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”
I’m like, “No.”
And she’s like “What’s the difference?”
And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”
And she’s like “I don’t understand.”
And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.
I’m actually crying
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ǝʇɐʌᴉʇɔɐ ǝʌɐɹ ʇɐq
guys I actually shed a tear
I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.
I love it when kitties do that
it is illegal to be this fucking cute

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karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife
🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫
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I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
Johnny Depp receives his Disney Legend Award at the D23 Expo [x]
I can’t handle this
haha funny hey remember when he violently abused his wife
no but i do remember this: Police denied claims: http://ew.com/article/2016/05/27/johnny-depp-amber-heard-police-investigated-abuse-claim-no-evidence-crime-found/ His evidence list: http://bybyeblackbird.tumblr.com/post/168411141303/so-it-turns-out-that-the-evidence-and-witness She dropping case and RO with prejudice: http://radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/johnny-depp-docs.pdf Her being an abuser (and given 2 years probation for it): http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/07/amber-heard-domestic-violence-arrest-partner-tasya-van-ree/ https://www.inquisitr.com/3185259/amber-heard-arrest-the-homophobic-cop-is-a-gay-woman-tasya-van-ree-was-lying-to-protect-amber/ His ex-managers didn’t prove anything they just said they heard something about it and only said this after Johnny sued them for fraude The money Johnny payed Amber was from settling their divorce and had nothing to do with the case which was dropped by her Johnny was never arrested or convicted and has always denied also these links are very interesting: http://bybyeblackbird.tumblr.com/post/153782386748/i-need-some-ammo-to-help-my-case-to-prove-johnny http://haliameguid.tumblr.com/post/145774943038/a-sourced-breakdown-of-the-claims-against-johnny http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/162993185437/do-you-know-where-that-jd-ah-comment-you-just http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/168379537802/neither-party-has-made-false-accusations-for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AODxWiLnHQ http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/168420811379 http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/168652816132/hi-first-i-want-to-say-that-i-love-your-tumblr-3
THIS ↑ ↑ ↑ Inform yourselves before talking bullshit, people!
When Depp first sued her for defamation she desperately sought something to blackmail him with. She found nothing, despite hiring people to look.
This is why equality matters and male victims of abuse matter you fucking degenerates
^^ THIS!!!
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you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
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An Ohio public school has been giving students extra credit for watching videos from PragerU, a right-wing website that produces clips of talking heads such as Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro discussing conservative viewpoints, HuffPost has learned.
The PragerU videos — with titles such as “Build the Wall,” “Why the Right Was Right” and “The Left Ruins Everything” — were assigned to a 10th-grade history class at Maumee High School, along with a series of questions about the videos’ “most important messages.”
The assignment came at the same time that the website has tried to gain further influence in K-12 classrooms. Earlier this month, the organization launched a program directly aimed at parents and educators, complete with study guides with sections such as “Conservatives Are the Real Environmentalists” and “The Ferguson Lie,” based on a HuffPost review of the materials.
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The homework assignment appeared unrelated to PragerU’s latest venture, called PragerU Educators and Parents, or PREP, which launched several weeks ago. The inception of such a program suggested that these types of assignments may become more prevalent in schools.
Already, “2,000 parents and educators have already signed up for PREP,” Craig Strazzeri, chief marketing officer of PragerU, said in an email to HuffPost.
“We constantly hear from educators and teachers who use our videos in the classroom,” Strazzeri said. He declined to disclose how many public school teachers specifically joined the new program. “Ideally, every school in America would show PragerU videos in the classroom on a regular basis to help educate the next generation.
”PragerU started the PREP program in response to COVID-19-related school shutdowns, which “forced us to take a closer look at what is being taught and not taught across the country,” said Adrienne Johnson, PragerU’s chief of staff and lead of the PREP platform, in a video interview with conservative news channel One America News Network. “America is not being fairly portrayed.
If your teacher seriously assigns you a PragerU video please dunk of their ass so hard
Hi, social studies teacher here: if your teacher assigns you one of these videos in any context except for the following, drag them to hell. Call your principal, sure, but also. Ruin them on twitter. Make it a big public stink the whole district has to scramble to hush up. Complain to your local news if you have to. Complain to the ACLU– they have a whooooole department on education. Make that teacher a liability to the school. See how fast their shit changes.
Now, exceptions include:
- you are studying propaganda and these videos are an example of such
- you are studying conservatism (alone or as compared to other ideology) and the videos are a case study in alt right thought
- you’re studying things like media literacy and critical media consumption and this is one of the examples you have to deconstruct
- you’re making comparisons between the message of the videos and other messages in history and whether they’re coming from the same root
- basically ask “am I being given this video to inform me or have I been given this video to analyze?” and if the answer is inform, as in your teacher is using this shit as part of introducing new info, FUCK that. Drag them to hell. This shit cannot be used as direct instruction. But if the answer is “critically analyze the video” or “the video is an example of something really happening that we are learning about” then that’s actually very useful to you to learn because it will help you identify this thinking when you see it and understand how conservatives you’re up against are coming to their conclusions.
Basically, videos like this are only good for studying the alt right like the wacked out, neurotic, inbred lab rats that they are at heart. Teachers trying to use them as factual direct instruction need to get as fucked as possible as soon as possible.
Don’t forget, public school teachers are *~*strictly prohibited*~* from anything that might be deemed political indoctrination. If your teacher tries to use PragerU as a legitimate, credible source that you should parrot all your opinions from, DRAG. THEM. AND. THE. DISTRICT. THROUGH. THE. MUD.
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I’m a little more concerned about Roland at the moment.
Not to awaken the Katharine fandom or anything but, as of April 2020, she’s doing her absolute best
Oh to be a misunderstood sassy girl who disappears for a year and returns having gained 1,000 pounds
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not to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck
Definitely to be gay but oh my gods. oh my fucking gods oh fuck
you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
NICE
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Remember that time Bowser was in a Disney movie and he was drinking coffee. This blew my mind and still doesn’t seem real. Look how small that styrofoam cup is in his massive claw. This just proves that Bowser has a gentle grip or else that cup would just crumple.
I want all of you to know that Nintendo was super anal about this scene
They specified everything browser does in this scene. Including the way he holds his coffee cup in his hands
I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????
This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔