Waldeinsamkeit

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

Happy 9th birthday to Anemone song

If tumblr dies you can find me with the other kittens in the wet cardboard box in the alley that always rains

like. ur already more expensive. i understand this. i am willing to pay more money to have slave-free delicious chocolate. why must you punish me further by making it a goddamn puzzle to break a piece off.

the fact that she revealed she lost a $3M deal to headline Wireless Festival in London for making this joke… only for Wireless Festival to then announce that Kanye West would be taking her place as headliner, face so much backlash for asking him to headline, have almost all the sponsors withdraw funding, and cancel the festival entirely is so funny to me.

THIS HAS BEEN ME ALL WEEK BECAUSE OF ARTEMIS II AND THE NEW PHOTOS NASA RELEASED OF OUR PLANET