inappropriate yet hilarious star trek blog

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

To be clear, James Kirk is indeed a nasty slut for Spock. In my heart of hearts I know this to be utter fact. He sits there on the bridge with his little leggies crossed and looks over his shoulder approximately seven times every minute to make sure Spock is watching him be so so cool and captainly. Every time Spock comes over Kirk prays he's going to touch him. A hand on his shoulder, fingers on the edge of his cuff. Anything. Starfleet's flimsy officer's jersies rip if the wind blows too hard and every time they do Kirk wonders if Spock is looking at his skin, at the plumpy flesh hidden under his clothing. They exercise together and Kirk arches his back like a cat in heat. Koon-ut-kal-if-fee was a dream come true. Spock's in a shame spiral of his own design and Kirk is sitting in his cabin behind his desk gritting his teeth and wondering how he's gonna go seven more years without some more of that Strange.

"Girl, what?"