Uno Sarcagian Garibaldian

at the christian store asking if they have the little guy on the thingie

Clean your fucking monitor.

I’m having a really fucking hard time right now as the love of my life is trying to call off our wedding because she’s in love with a customer from her wine store and the wedding is in like 3 hours also this isn’t even my monitor because I stole this post from someone else but yeah glad you got your cute little hate post off as if I don’t have other shit to deal with today

i often feel like that one jerma clip where he goes like "AH. i forgot i was streaming i forgot i was playing a game i forgot i was sitting in a chair i forgot where i was"

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

Whenever I have to make a difficult phone call, I always make sure to freak myself out really bad about it first and imagine every worse case scenario that could happen where they track me down and rip my heart out of my chest for daring to call with bad news. I do this for at least 30 minutes and for up to three hours before I make the call and then, yup, you guessed it, the phone call goes just fine and they're not even mad at me. And then i make sure not to learn from that so that I can still get really scared next time too.

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

I drank elvis water