Uno Sarcagian Garibaldian

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

old man in the library got a phone call, someone on the other end says loud as fuck “hey pittsburgh phil what are you up to?” and pittsburgh phil responds “i’m in pittsburgh”

at the christian store asking if they have the little guy on the thingie

Clean your fucking monitor.

I’m having a really fucking hard time right now as the love of my life is trying to call off our wedding because she’s in love with a customer from her wine store and the wedding is in like 3 hours also this isn’t even my monitor because I stole this post from someone else but yeah glad you got your cute little hate post off as if I don’t have other shit to deal with today

i often feel like that one jerma clip where he goes like "AH. i forgot i was streaming i forgot i was playing a game i forgot i was sitting in a chair i forgot where i was"