Certified cat guy

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

Honestly, this impresses me infinitely more than the snazziest 3D CGI imagery Hollywood can come up with.

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

Any kink-friendly nursing homes I can leave my aunt to die in? With little or no paperwork?

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

I CAN’T BREATHE

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