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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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ZevWarden Week 2026 Prompt List
9/1/26 ▸ Day 1: Skin Deep
Alistair: Doesn't he seem to be a bit too much? The hair, the clothing…
How does the Warden interact with Zevran's mask?
9/2/26 ▸ Day 2: Humor
Leliana: Have I ever talked about my friend, Zevran? He was an Antivan Crow. He wasn’t always good at it. We only met because he failed to kill a mark. But he made me laugh.
How does Zevran entertain the Warden?
9/3/26 ▸ Day 3: Rumors
Harding: So the Crows don't work in Ferelden anymore because of Loghain? Why, exactly?
Lucanis: House Arainai embarrassed themselves so badly on that job, the Crows buried six different Eighth Talons.
How do Zevran and the Warden look from an outside perspective?
9/4/26 ▸ Day 4: Influence
Wynne: His demeanor changes when he's with you. There is a tenderness to his gaze I'd never seen till now.
How do Zevran and the Warden change each other?
9/5/26 ▸ Day 5: Support
How could anyone have guessed that the Grey Warden would become his lover and support his crusade? — From a half-burned letter in a Treviso warehouse, 9:35 Dragon
How/how much does the Warden support Zevran's fight against the Crows?
9/6/26 ▸ Day 6: Our Own Battles
Regardless, Zevran and I have our own battles to fight, and I can only offer my confidence that you have matters well in hand. — The Hero of Ferelden
What are Zevran and the Warden doing now?
9/7/26 ▸ Day 7: Free Day
What is it? ZevWarden week is a prompted week event to celebrate Zevran Arainai and his beloved Warden(s). We will be sharing newly created fan works during the event! Please keep in mind this event is 18+! When is it? In 2026 ZevWarden week will be in September 1 - 7th! How to participate: You can follow the daily prompts for inspiration or post new ZevWarden content! We will be reblogging all kinds of fan works: fics, art, edits, gifs, meta - anything goes! Please remember to properly tag your post, including nsfw, content warnings, and trigger warnings. Tag your content with #zevwardenweek26 or tag @zevraholics on your post and we will reblog it!
If you're not sure what to tag, here's a link to what we tag for!
Note:
We will not reblog works made with generative AI
We will not reblog plagiarized works
We will not reblog works whitewashing Zevran
We can't wait to see what you create!
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...
gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
i'm gonna be 80 years old still thinking about dragon age origins.
out of nowhere i will snap awake out of nap already yapping "and ANOTHER thing about acclaimed fantasy rpg Dragon Age: Origins (2009)-" and the nursing home staff will be like "oh fuck. not again. administer the sedatives."

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sea shanties masterpost
“one man cannot bring in the anchor. ten men cannot bring in the anchor. but together we can.”
making this because it’s useful for my specific brand of dramaturgy and i generally have a good deal of feelings about sea shanties. these are the result of far too much time searching around for shanties that are both authentic and have a tune that can be found on the internet. organized by theme.
these can all be done a capella, obviously, but if you want accompaniment, getting your hands on a concertina would be ideal.
General Shanties
Roll the Old Chariot Along (David Coffin)
Haul Away, Joe (The Eskies)
Rant and Roar (Howling Gael)
Haul Away the Bowline (The Exmouth Shantymen)
Departing
Away Rio (David Coffin)
Leave Her, Johnny (Coda)
The Rosabella (skip to 3:15) (Wareham Whalers)
Off to Sea Once More (The Black Irish Band)
Clear Away in the Morning (Great Bay Sailor)
South Australia (Johnny Collins)
Randy Dandy Oh (Johnny Collins)
Girls
With You, Fair Maid (skip to 14:30) (Before the Mast)
Spanish Ladies (unknown artist) (psa this one is in moby-dick!!)
Bully in the Alley (skip to 24:10) (Before the Mast)
London Julie (Three Sheets to the Wind)
Excursion Round the Bay (The Fables)
The Maid of Amsterdam (The Roaring Trowmen)
Storms
Round Cape Horn (Cyril Tawney)
Fish in the Sea (youtube user threelegsomen)
To Old Maui (skip to 9:28) (Before the Mast)
Drinking
The Boatman’s Cure (John Roberts)
Drunken Sailor (Irish Rovers)
Fifteen Men (unknown artist)
Newer/Environmentally Conscious
No More Fish, No More Fisherman (David Coffin)
The Last Leviathan (skip to 13:40) (Fisherman Friends) (bit of a stretch to call this a shanty per se but it’s really good and sad so)
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dancing in the moonlight☄️
art by @niochemblyat
I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
had a dream that I was arguing with someone who insisted that kissing could be platonic but ONLY within a very specific mathematical range of angles and percentages of lip contact. like a level of granularity you'd need a protractor to figure out. this wasn't about personal comfort, it was a universal law. and I was getting really mad and eventually yelled "TONGUE can be platonic!!" and now I understand how ancient philosophers felt when they had revelations of truth revealed to them in a dream
I'm an adult
You're a dumbass who the fuck says something like that
a few months ago my friend called me and told me she was moving back up near me from 7 hours south in the middle of nowhere and asked if i would help her because she couldn’t move the furniture by herself and the town was so small there was no moving company (there were actually only 5 or six businesses in the whole town including both restaurants) and she had no one else down there to ask.
And even though money is pretty tight for her, she told me I could name my price if I would help her, because it was so far away.
I told her she was a dummy for thinking i would take her money but that i would accept the traditional helping-a-friend-move price: a meal (i know she would feel wrong about herself if she didn’t do something for me in return, that’s just how she is) Tradition suggests pizza and beer, we opted for enchiladas and a margarita.
we crashed on the floor of the empty place and left back north in the morning - when we got back to the city three more friends met us at her storage place (the place she was moving into wouldn’t be vacant for a couple months) and we started to move all her stuff up to a storage room on the THIRD FLOOR (because large city storage places be like that)
we had just taken the first box out of the truck when the (only) lady working there walked by and told us they closed in an hour and twenty minutes, and she couldn’t stay even a little late because she had to get to her other job.
One hour twenty minutes. To completely un-jenga a large uhaul and re-tetris it back into a similar sized room on the third floor.
We all just, shared a look, took off hoodies, and got the fuck down to business.
It was actually.. I still cherish look we passed around. The tiny eyebrow quirks and chin nods. The eye glints. The bigger breath we each took as we prepared to kick it up several gears. That moment of wordless connection, when we all just silently agreed that we were damn well going to do the impossible and didn’t even waste the time it would take to say anything, just got to it.
And we did it too. Finished with exactly two full minutes to spare. And then we all went for dinner and drinks to celebrate. And my friend’s friends that came to help? Two of them were acquaintances/friends of mine already. Like I lived with one for a year a decade ago sort of thing. But this experience? Brought us all closer. Made myself a new friend too.
And the friend i helped move? She and I are closer than ever because of it.
When i left our storage success diner to go home, she asked me again if I was sure i wouldn’t take any money.
I said “I ever tell you when I was 22 I went down to Hollywood to try that scene out? Anyway ten months later, when I just couldn’t do it anymore, and needed to come back, I called one of my best friends and said i can’t do this anymore i need to come back. You know what he said? He said: I’ll be there tomorrow. Not how much will you pay me, not what do i get out of it, not will you be able to cover my gas, just: I’ll be there tomorrow. Okay? You’re my friend. If you need help, I’m going to be there”
If helping someone move ruins your friendship, you’re doing at least one of those two things very wrong.

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let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no
I fuck with this
can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.
Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the
That's how you show real solidarity!
"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."
Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!
me: hey inat i found this weird bug in the bathroom can you help me out? it’s like a moth fly thing
inat:
hm. well. can’t argue with that i guess.

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?
damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh