A Moving Castle? In This Economy??

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states

7

wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

this fic is so good i hope i write it

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.