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Friday the Thirteenth, Pi Day, Ides of March, then you have to land the double jump right into St. Paddy's Day to complete the combo move.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

This is the land we’ve become.  In Bagel We Trust. lol

I’m ashamed.  Got amazing news less than 30 seconds after I hit “reblog.”

Hmmm…

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

We kneel at the alter of greatness

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

do-it-again august

whatever-it-takes august

I-fucking-got-this-locked-and-loaded august

Tumblr is sleeping on Deli Boys, for real. Guys I'm 31, I can't be learning how to make gifs just to share the joy of Lucky with you all.

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this