the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

well apparently my deficiency in vitamin d is “severe.” Whatever that means

DOES UNSUBSCRIBE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

World Heritage Post

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”