yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

Lately I have been headcanoning every character I come across as aromantic not asexual. Bruce wayne aroallo, Jason Todd aroallo, dean Winchester aroallo, seto kaiba aroallo, shadow the hedgehog aroallo

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

i look really good in my new glasses but you will have to just imagine it #internetprivacy #responsible

if you’re living in the past, and I’m living in the future, then who the hell is driving the present?

@funnier-as-a-system

I don't like it when people say "if you say you can't cook what you really can't do is read instructions" because that really does not apply to something like cooking where most recipes are filled with instructions like "add a pinch" "boil until done" "cook at medium heat", which are things that require experience to understand correctly

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

official aromantic post

the thing about being a Tech Person™ is the universe takes it as a challenge. oh you can handle normal problems easily? take some Extremely Not Normal ones. my friend just told me my outgoing voicemail message is in Italian for no apparent reason

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner