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phm really leaned into how desperately rocky needed someone after being alone. he may only have had grace for one day but he WILL watch him sleep and grace WILL feel comfortable and safe or rocky's going to kill everyone in the room and then himself.

Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

hmm. looked through some of my first posts on tumblr. not recommended.

i think its important to know when i started my tumblr blog i was in college and i was a conservative christian who thought reading about transformers having sex was ok because they were technically genderless robots so it wasn't gay or sinful

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image