we are deeply out of Onions

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

New Sherlock Holmes adaptation idea: Watsondoes a voiceover narration of the story and it frequently contradicts what’s happening onscreen. Sometimes it’s literally just blatant lies. Watson also frequently looks into the camera like he’s on the office. It’s set in the original Victorian era so this should not be possible. He’s the only character who does this.

vaelus of all people coming to azune and telling him they have something in common. they're mourners. this woman who's 800 years old and wrapped in black like a widow, walking up to a young man who wants to be remembered as an innocent. i'm gonna be sick.

"op explain this" "op what does this mean" you have NO appreciation for absurdism and it SHOWWWS