Tumbleweed Simulator

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

that wasn’t mom

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

mike’s hard past couple of months

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

at the core of the earth there is a rabbit

what does it do there?

the usual

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child