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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER

#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day

Kaledo Art
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Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor
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we're not kids anymore.
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Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
"hast du Lack gesoffen?" ist so underrated fr
"Die Zentrale ist super geheim und sicher."
Menschen die wissen, wo die Zentrale ist und wie man rein kommt:
Skinny Norris
Victor Hugenay
William Grey
Clarissa Franklin
und natĂĽrlich jeder zweite Auftraggeber
und eigentlich jeder der lieb fragt
zhenya lopareva has to be the hottest human being alive like hello???????

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i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen
in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi
no but seriously bring back cucumbers
love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??
You know when there's like, a straight show and everyone's like "it's full of queer subtext between the main straight dudes, and this character is obviously autistic and they really meant to say trans rights"? And then there's a queer show and all of a sudden it's "no but they weren't sensitive about this character's trauma and the queer sex scenes are too short and they're all problematic as fuck, i can't even watch"? And then our shit doesn't get renewed, and we hated on it the whole way for not embodying the perfection we'd never dream of demanding from the straight show?
Yeah, something like that

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ugh I'm feeling so bad, I need to go look at bugs and plants outside
Wer den Yuri nicht ehrt, ist des Yaois nicht wert
Ich liebe es, dass es Karis erste Amtshandlung in ihren Büchern immer ist, Peter mit dem klassischen "Er und Kelly hatten sich mal wieder getrennt." Single zu machen, damit es nicht als fremdgehen zählt, wenn sie ihm den nächsten cuten Surferboy vor die Nase (oder eher auf den Schoß) setzt.
Just saw somebody refer to highly disposable collectibles (labubus, funko pops, stuff like that) as "landfillcore" and I'm stealing that.
#Beanie babies were at least nice toys (via @tallgreenlady)
okay this has actually led me down the rabbit hole of the beanie baby environmental impact, and apparently the big problem is that they used to be stuffed with PVC pellets. the science in all that is REALLY over my head, but from what i can tell from wikipedia and some googling around, that's actually a suuuper nasty plastic to have your little kid potentially gnawing on. like, "may release noxious chemicals and give them lifelong respiration problems" nasty.
granted, the worst case scenario there is mostly from burning them, but you'll never guess what people commonly did after they became landfillcore.
The problem really isn't even the product itself, it's that we treat ravenously buying things like it's just a hobby, when in truth, it's also falling for propaganda and a failure to reduce consumption.
These companies are convincing people to buy as much useless, plastic crap as possible, crap that can't be reused (because it isn't useful in the first place) and won't be recycled (not that recycling them would even do much).
There's nothing wrong with buying things you enjoy; the problem is that the person with a room full of 3000 unopened Funko Pops isn't enjoying the figurines, they're enjoying buying and owning. It's buying things for the sake of buying things, literally the opposite of reducing.
Thinking of merthur in Descendants type au, but specifically for that scene where Mal gets Ben to eat the love cookie. Arthur as Ben, and Merlin as Mal. Could be a modern time, but I'm going to stick with the show time. The magic purge still happens, but Uther can't get to kill all sorceress so he puts all that are still alive into a land separate from regular people, like the Isle. So like the movie, a few kids get to come to Camelot, one being Merlin (mordred and Lance, and Gwaine because why not), and from his upbringing he hates Pendragons. Then Merlin meets Kilgharrah and learns about the prophecy. So like the show he's in doubt and denial, but eventually warms to Arthur. And of course the two idiots start pining after each other but won't say. It's been about 2 weeks since they arrived and Camelot has been preparing a tournament, and Arthur is competing of course. The two teaseinsult each other everyday, and eventually Merlin gets courage to try and 'court' Arthur (though he doesn't know how to properly), and decides to bake him honey cake for the fight tomorrow. Of course the other guys are hyping and teasing him, and help him make the cake. Gwaine gets the silly idea to put a silly enchantment on it since Arthur, the love-starved idiot, was being a prat earlier. So when he eats it, it's like a truth spell, it'll just make him confess his love to Merlin already. The trio is sick of the pining, so they're trying to speed the process, and Merlin of course didn't know. Then cue the scene Merlin going to see Arthur in his tent -
Merlin, slightly blushing ( he can hear the trio hiding behind him snickering): " Hey dollophead. I made some cake and have extra, do you want try it?" Arthur, trying to stay unaffected: "Oh, er, I don't eat before I head out on the field...but., thank you." Merlin, getting sad: "no, yeah, I understand, be careful of treats offered by sorcerers. ha" Arthur, feeling bad seeing Merlin sad: "no that's not-" Merlin, regretting everything: " no I get it, you're just being cautious, that's smart..I'll just. I have to head back to my friends." Arthur: "no wiat!" and so he grabs the cake and takes a bite Arthur: "see, definitely trust you. They taste great, sweet, just like.... just-" The spell starts taking affect here and the trio get closer to hear the best part Merlin, confused but hopeful: "just like?" Arthur, dreamy look in his eyes now: "you. You're..beautiful " Merlin, heavily blushing: "Arthur.." Arthur leans in and presses a little kiss on Merlin's cheek, right as the tournament starts and he is being called out. By now the spell is wearing out because modred's still trying to handle his powers so it's not too strong. But it still got the job done, giving the two a good nudge. Seeing a job well done, the trio head out to the seats and wait for Merlin to hear the details from him. Arthur realizes what he did, gets flustered : "I'll see you later? After my fight, yes?" Merlin, face like a tomato at this point, trying not to smile too much and creep Arthur out: "yes!..yeah, I'll see you then. Good luck" Arthur starts heading out but pauses slightly to look back and smile at Merlin. (He's trying to memorize his blushing face, for research purposes...)
Merlin stays frozen for a bit and then defrosts and goes to the guys who are all giving him a look. Gwaine the most obvious one, winking like he has something in his eye. They give him pats on his back and of course some brotherly love. They watch the tournament and when it's Arthur's turn, Merlin gets all giddy seeing him again. Arthur finds Merlin looking at him from the stands and also gets a bit blushy. He fights and of course wins, and the first person he looks at after victory is Merlin. XD
(Merlin might have come to Camelot with vengeance in mind, but now he's just a lovestruck fool for Arthur, and of course he gets Arthur interested in magic, and eventually once Arthur becomes king magic has returned and Albion gets united and everything, and Merlin and Arthur are married ) (and of course the trio is knighted, and everyone lives)

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Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny