On The Road To Hell There Was A Railroad Line

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

I love how hard Steve is laughing.

Assigned Daquan at the Stand up comedy club

oh my GOD what is her name i wanna watch more

That is Christopher Caldwell aka Bob the Drag queen and he is iconic

I’ve seen this clip countless time (and still fucking funny 😂🤣) but I was today years old when I learned Bob’s government name, which honestly makes this joke even funnier

I'm sorry Chris chose the name Bob and is complaining about Steve?

can i fall asleep on your chest while you play with my hair?

The doubling of tribute numbers. The miscarried Abernathy twins. The Donner sisters who Haymitch carries a fascination for as consequence. Louella being replaced by Lou Lou, a name that only mimics the first half of her name, and a girl who matches her in appearance only. Tam Amber’s set of pins, one dropped down a well, the other discarded. The two versions of the games: the one that Haymitch remembers and the edited, falsified version of them without the real content. The two bags of gumdrops. The fraternal affection he feels for Louella and Lou Lou, the artificial twins, and Maysilee’s offer to be his sister—the second one she gives in the book. A bond with a real twin, both pairs healing the sisters he never did know. The split between what is natural and what is manufactured or forged, bonds that that grow on their own, or are forced into existance. And if the distinction makes any difference to the person it impacts.

in hungarian one of the words for bumblebee is dongó. anyways whenever a song has the phrase "baby don't go" in its lyrics (surprisingly often), i close my eyes to savor the beautiful picture it has painted in my mind's eye. bébidongó.... baby bumblebee 🐝

i love when someone remembers the smallest thing i told them, it's one of the gentlest ways someone can make you feel important

You’re going to get a cavity

good

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

fuck no

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

@gallifreyanposting could you do this, too lol?

oh my GOD

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

I want to watch a thunderstorm on a balcony with coffee and good company.