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Did You Know: if you get to the airport early enough in the morning, you can look through the big windows and watch them shovel oats and alfalfa into big troughs for the planes

I know it looks cute, but the airplanes only line up for food when their enclosure isn’t enriching enough.

that might be true of smaller airports where the planes spend more time on the ground, but at large international airports, the planes get tons of enrichment from socializing with one another and lots of exercise flying, so it’s actually fine that their enclosures aren’t much more than a space for them to rest.

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES SEASON EVERYONE!!

the Joshua Allen face journey, ladies and jelly spoons.

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

Rory? more like Bratty McIlroy ;)

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

if I'm being honest with y'all, I've said this a number of times to customers at work the last few weeks. we've had some really, honestly good questions come through, but if I don't have an answer and I agree with the customer, they're getting hit with one of these.

attention bajoran workers. this message is a failsafe that I put in place for testing purposes. if any actual bajoran workers are hearing this message, despite my flawless pre-planning and the ingenious cardassian programming logic which powers this station, be rest assured that you will soon be apprehended by cardassian personnel for whatever it is that you just did to trigger this recording. okay I'm done.

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.