I'm a grub, I live in the soil

shaggy job from a girl with big scoobs

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

I think on some level this isn’t even exactly a lie it’s sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no one’s looking or whatever it’s like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

stop drinking coolers with droolers and come drink motor oil with a gargoyle. I hope this post is good when I wake up in the morning

it was alright