he definitely fucks but thereβs no way he fucks normal
man c'mon
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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he definitely fucks but thereβs no way he fucks normal
man c'mon

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iβm so thirstyβ¦ wonβt you use /water to water me?
/water
ohβ¦. why thank you!!
I don't think that's how you drink but I'm certainly no expert on the matter so...
βWhen we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
βAnd we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-β
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. βThings got pretty bad after that,β she muttered. βI know itβs silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We donβt know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if sheβs even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when Iβm out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didnβt - didnβt really take that well.β
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. βAnyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.β
reminder to visit museums, even if you feel out of place. you feel out of place because there is an established concept of inaccessibility of "high culture" to the masses, purposefully developed to distinguish between social classes.
take up space, read the plaques, get the audioguides. you are just as entitled and right in being there. visit museums, boycott museums, be expressive about your opinions about museums.
a lot of museums are free, or discounted for youth and students. take advantage of that. check your local art museum. check your local history museum. museums are there for you, they are there to educate the public, not to distinguish between class. it isn't a private collection, it's a public exhibit.
GO TO MUSEUMS!!!!!!!
Don't shy away from chatting with staff and curators either!!! Please!!! They love it when people come to them with questions or a desire to learn further!! Get involved, see if they take volunteers, as local museums often struggle to receive the funding to be staffed properly, and public assistance helps greatly. Museums, as institutions, are flawed, but many, many folks involved with them do want to make them better, and the way they get better is by diverse bodies, voices, and people engaging with them!! PLEASE go be a nerd.
you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

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i know jackshit about excel but i need this
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ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message βBOY GIMME THAT JOHNSONβ and I loved it so much that I couldnβt even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
scenes from my animated thesis film,Β βTHE OLYMPIANSβ, which you can watch here!Β itβs about greek mythology, 70s disco, and being gay
in the porn parody of the french revolution is he called Disrobespierre?
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the age old question
i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how weβve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented βhe thinks himself to be the senator claudius π€£β
the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that
like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real
i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

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What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me ππππ