time will see us realign

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

the monster actually IS "a frankenstein" in the same way that four darks in red is a rothko

take him and photoshop him

My precious

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera