time will see us realign

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

Do not make fun of bug style

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me

getting called up for pjackk duty next week :/

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

if you own k distinct colors of sock, you can draw k+1 arbitrary socks from your sock drawer and, by the pigeonhole principle, be guaranteed at least one matching pair. this is the only known application of combinatorics to the real world