Fuck Yeah

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

I’ll be honest- if massive beasts attacked? I would die instantly. I’d be dead in this situation. In any action or horror movie scenario? Buddy I’m already dead before the killer shows up. I combust. I explode. I will die before I am put in a stressful situation, this I promise you

it is not scientifically possible to know the name of a basketball player

we just don’t know

there’s no way to know a basketball players name

i’m not even sure basket ball players have names

no body has ever known the name of a basketball player

i wish there was a way to easily identify a basketball player but there is no way to know the name of a basketball player. it’s just not possible

we just don’t know

it’s 2026 i think it’s high time we left mind-body dualism behind us as a species. let’s go into 2027 with the full understanding that we are our bodies and that our consciousness cannot be separated from them thank you

wait they’re doing phones at concerts discourse on twitter after that phoebe bridgers tour got announced