Ice takes up more space than water because when cold, each molecule must wear a thick coat.

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

This feels like the equivalent of the school girl running to class with toast in her mouth but prayer

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

i really think art directors need to hire furries (like good furry artists at least) to do concept art on anthropomorphic fantasy things bc for everything wrong with furries like. you give a normal person an art direction like “ok we need humanoid lizards and theyre people in this setting, you want them to be accessible and appealing to the viewer though still distinctly like a reptile” and youll get the worst shit youve ever seen 9 times out of 10 like it will be this awful uncanny human face type shit. but you hire someone who exclusively draws buff dragon men and your result might be suspiciously sexy but infinitely more appealing to most audiences

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes