Meows At You Loud As Fuck

eating lots of rice makes you cuter

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

So fucking true girl !!!!!!!

i wish having followers on tumblr was like having followers in cult of the lamb

does anyone want to get sacrificed

sorry gooey but you are going into the mating tent so i can harvest you of your sin <3

25/280 thank you !

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