That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
Ohhhhh she is one of natureâs most successful predators known for taking down animals EASILY ten times her size and could take me out like a Taco Bell burrito and all I wanna do is smootch her lil bitty faaaaace jjuigfhdtgdgvtuhfhftbyjghfdyk
What the hell dude my kitten is 7.4 pounds and she can't take down a catnip fish. What is this tiny little fluffball with the Lisa Frank eyes and the button nose going to do to me, hide under my car and cut my tendons?? Does she make SAW traps???
You're fucking with me right now, that's a Golden Book illustration. There's two little mice and a rabbit in a dress in that den and they're playing cards and having chamomile tea. Where is the murder
REVISION:
Oh fuck. Oh fcuk I made an error in judgment. Those are the eyes of a spring-loaded murder loaf. That is bloodlust. Oh fuck how am I gonna get out of my car
An update on the original story: she did get a mate, and they had a kitten in April 2026 which has been named Maverick!
And I deserve an award for NOT kidnapping any of them on recent trips to the zoo. Even though they would have totally fit in my bag and niblings offered to distract people.


























