The Hiccup is in

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

This is a fucking phenomenal addition.

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

i naïvely skipped the nightly chips and salsa ritual and now i lie abed with a terrible craving... i fear i may not live to greet the morning

i miss her so bad (chips and salsa)

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

there’s nothing that can’t be fixed by eating your bodyweight in sushi

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

99% of leavers look back before it's gone forever

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.

The princess is sitting in the cuck chair while the squire unbuckles the knight's armor. The knight doesn't know what's going on.