The Hiccup is in

In His infinite wisdom, God put meat on my bones to make me the hottest bitch on earth

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

Taylor Swift inviting a rich old white man whose company is managing an ICE concentration camp to her wedding… 💀

One of very few articles I found on this btw when you look it up you literally can’t pull anything like can this be any more blatant

fundraiser for their legal expenses x

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

And they don't have to RECHARGE, they just work!

And they don't kill my phone battery bc the Bluetooth is on.