this bitch empty

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

there’s so many wonderful red string of fate options built in to phm (grace’s spacewalk tether, xenonite chain, petrova line) but my personal favorite is the line of blood from grace’s dick from when he ripped out his own inflated catheter

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟