I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

the real truth of the matter is that pigs and boars are by far the most beautiful creatures on this earth and will last centuries beyond the time of humans because of their profound cuteness and virtue

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE