Kill la Kill me now

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

Seconding Ivan in West Virginia

Fuck cottagecore, I want 80s fantasy film core. The sky is a strange hazy amber color, the foliage is purple, and everything is covered in an obscene amount of glitter. There are muppets and/or Hensonian creatures everywhere. Tim Curry is probably there. Everyone is dressed like they're going to a renaissance festival. There are wild chickens running around underfoot. I am the town bookseller, which basically means my shop is filled to the brim with dusty, leatherbound books that I will either sell or potentially give away to you, if you express sufficient interest in them. You read these books and then have magical coming-of-age adventures and save the world. You try to bring the books back later but I tell you to keep them. There are unicorns and fairies and goblins and giants and other feral magical creatures without names who want to eat you. Be safe out there.

I actually think FF14 players are the worst when it comes to terminology, and I come from fighting games. Fighting games have glossaries and, like, words, whereas you talk to an FF14 player and it’s “hey man where are you on the game” and they reply “Oh I’m in patch 4.7593″ as if that means a thing to a homo sapiens sapiens, or you’ll be like “hey bud what were you up to tonight?” and they’ll be like “oh I was doing T4 SHM MMMA.b with ranged MTR Actress Again and physical NTR for a while, we have scalding hot TEA prog later with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Elmo, and the Big Blue Meanie” and if you deign to ask what any singular part of that means, they get offended.

Says the guy whose keyboard comes from the mirror dimension 4H is a farmer show not a fucking attack name, and 4 is facing forward because numpads are on on the right side of the fucking keyboards in normal people town

Cranky because you wiped on O14S because you didn’t ledgegrab slideglobal properly through protean exaflares and doubleweaved so poorly through the Goofybuster Counterclock part that your upkeep was in shambles and you parsed in the single digits, aren’t you?

Good morning to you, and literally no one else, for understanding a very important aspect of the post.

Jojo Stand Names vs Crunchyroll subs

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

I’ll never stop reblogging this

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

Hnnng

still thinking about this

why is my post getting tagged homestuck I’m scared

For those who aren’t getting the brilliance- this couple (?) is streaming World of Warcraft and I think are dressed up as their characters. Two normal sized people, one of whom is playing a dwarf. And who takes it upon himself to pretend to be too short to just get off his chair and then, aware that his SO also has her camera going, proceeds to walk across the frame on his knees to give the illusion that he’s actually that short.

my homestuck troll typing quirk would be that i type ev*ry wo//rd l*ke i d.nt w/a/n/t it to sh*w up in tum.blr sea//rch res/ults

One of my pet theories is actually that typing quirks already serve as a protective measure against surveillance/wiretapping. You’re less likely to get culled for sedition if the webcrawlers can’t pick suspicious keywords out of your text.

head canon accepted

Does This Mean Kanaya Has No Fucks To Give And Is Tacitly Daring The Powers That Be To Just Try And Cull Her?

Well it would be in character

meanwhile Karkat “Master of Secrecy” karkat just types in allcaps because he legitimately doesn’t realize how easy that is to parse

I like this headcanon more and more as it goes on