umami, the "Fifth Emotion"

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

And newspapers

this is honestly such a good idea

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

work 😣😣😖😣😖😣😖😣😣😖😣😖😣😖

freaking killt it 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤💯💯💯

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

a usps it job opened up to the public but the field is one im only vaguely familiar with and the job posting closes tomorrow. Yowling

a job im even more qualified for opened up please please please please pleaes