like some kind of intartube magpie

He is indeed a guy

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

am I doing this right

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How I imagine playing drums feels like

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

There’s something hilarious about how these mods were made by the same user

We also made a decoy mod to troll people (it adds fart noises during the butt shots).

idk anything about this but I love it

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[ID: A digital illustration showing the famous print “The Great Wave off Kanagawa”, the main feature of which are two foam-topped sea waves; the image has been reimagined as a printed circuitboard.]

"and the universe said i love you."

Silent Afternoon