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oh wow thanks so much!!! :> (<- typed using my beak)
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emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…
give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!
this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

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idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
ANYWAY. DROVE THROUGH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS WHILE PLAYING LORD HURON AND IT WAS SOOOOOOOO WONDERFUL
This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
It's happening the morphing into Ohio
Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio
Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one
I couldn’t resist starting another Luminous once I saw this line of fabric. It’s called Color Collage by Shelley Davies from Northcott and it’s been in the back of my mind for ages.
I’m using six colours in the piecing, which should make it 92”x109” (unless I mess with the pattern even more and take one of the rows out completely) which will technically be a king size LOL The seventh colour pink is gonna be used on the binding so I get to use alllll the colours we had in stock in the shop 🎉
Someone please stop me, I can’t stop making these fucking things lmao 😭😭😭😂😂😂 I had a plan to do something else but I couldn’t help it!
Okay, blocks done and middle rows complete!
I did take one row out of the centre so there are only two red centre blocks instead of three. 109” is too big for my queen bed, but I can work with 101” LOL
Technically this will still fit a king at 92”x101”, but I am a blanket hog and that feels like a really skinny king to me.
ALSO??
Because I altered the amount of rows (downsizing) but did not alter the amount of blocks I made, I ended up with just enough left over to make two matching pillow cases! They are even on point like the quilt.
This is gonna look spectacular on a bed.
It’s so beautiful…. 😭😭😭💖💖💖
And it’s so fucking big LOL
Not as big as the greyscale king for my brother, but still. It feels big.
As you can see a little from the roll on the back of the long arm, I found a fun rainbow universe print to put on it with all the colours on the front.
I’m quilting the pillowcases too, though in a tighter pattern so they can handle more washing.
I can’t wait to put this on a bed.
I love it so much. My favourite Luminous, I swear.
The pillow cases look so good too. As I mentioned, I quilted them much tighter than the quilt so they can be thrown in the wash a lot more. Same pattern, just smaller design.
It’s so busy, I could stare at it for hours finding things in the prints.
Also? I love the pink binding. I really did want to use every colour, so this was a nice compromise to having to resize everything LOL
The backing is also so busy LOL You can hide a lot of pet fur on both sides of this thing.
The pillowcases turned out great. I used the leftover from the backing to back the pillow cases so that everything matches. And they’re envelope style so the pillows won’t slip out. Hate it when the pillowcase slips off my pillow.
I had to sew three 45” wide strips of fabric together for the backing to fit on the long arm. Since the quilt was only 101” at its widest, I had a whole 30” strip that was usable and perfect for this.
it's so funny how differently you experience the world as a disabled person. all the time people who don't like dogs are like "how comes dogs are allowed everywhere? dogs go everywhere like stores and all and restaurants and there's no rules about it! no one cares and we're all just supposed to accept it! you're not allowed to say anything about a dog in a public place even if the dog is behaving badly!"
and ofc i know there's nuance here and that plenty of people do bring poorly trained dogs places they shouldn't and get away with it.
but as a service dog handler i can tell you the idea that dogs are allowed everywhere and that no one dares challenge a dog's presence in public spaces is is deeply skewed by your experience as someone who doesn't need to go everywhere (or even anywhere) with a dog.
if you actually have to go somewhere with a dog you will not believe the number of people who will actually start shouting at you and ultimately try to have you removed from the restaurant, airplane, library, museum, entire 12-week university course, simply by saying "I'm allergic to dogs!"
and what never gets old is the way the staff of these places will actually side against you like "well, if they're allergic..."
i was once at a random corner store in chicago waiting in line to buy a gatorade and a woman walked in, saw my service poodle, and started screaming (i do mean screaming) in fear and everyone ran to her and asked what was wrong and she said, "why is there a dog in here! i'm terrified of dogs!" and the cashier and multiple bystanders angrily told me to leave.
so i'm really sorry if it's obnoxious that sometimes people lie about their annoying pets to get them into a shopping mall or something but i rly don't have time to care
i once had a professor email me and ask me if i'd be willing to drop an entire course and re-take it the next semester because another student emailed him the first day and told him they were bitten by a dog as a child and couldn't focus on class if there were a dog nearby.
i expressed compassion for their trauma but asked the professor whether there were another way to accommodate the student. i said, "what happens if another student next semester is afraid of dogs too? when will i get to take the class?" and i meant it as a genuine concern but the professor was like "you're just choosing to worry about hypotheticals."

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it's also so funny (in that it's not funny at all) the way everyone becomes Number One Allergy Advocates when a service dog enters the room. Ableist people see a service dog and suddenly they're concerned: What if someone here is allergic? Why should the needs of a service dog handler be prioritized over the needs of others?
But if you tried to do something like enforce bans on perfumes and peanuts in public spaces because of common allergies, those are the same people who would say the world can't be catered to your needs.
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its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

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I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.
doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at
Trying to parse whether this reblog is making:
An extremely inaccurate assumption about how widespread witch trials were in the early modern period
An extremely specific point about the prevalence of different execution methods (most accused witches in Britain were hanged, not burnt)
A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)
this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion